Fan Fiction and Fan(s) Fan Fiction
I’ve been posting these on my Facebook account one at a time. I decided to compile them all here with a “too-inappropriate-for-Facebook” BONUS one at the end! Enjoy (if at all possible):
The adolescent, acne-scarred Jedi swung his lightsaber in anger. Aside from his anger and his thoughts, he was all alone in his room. He longed for companionship. He ached for guidance. He was jealous of young Skywalker…at least he knew who his real father was. #StarWarsFansFanFiction
And then Larry stood up, revealing a perfectly serviceable belt about his waist. #CNNFanFiction
He stood amongst empty seats as the band took to the stage. His half-hearted cheer echoed through the venue as they played one of their hits from years past. It no longer amused him. As buyer’s remorse set in, he let out a sigh. “Perhaps I’ll save my money next time they’re in town,” he muttered to himself. #SmashMouthFanFanFiction
The sad, young wizard girl pointed the plastic wand at her drunken father. “Expelliarmus,” she cried. As the tears fell down her cheeks, the beer bottle remained motionless in the intoxicated man’s hand. Alcoholism is a whole other dark art. #harrypotterfansfanfiction
The boys threw their Pokeballs at the wild Charizard…or so they thought. A pained cry wakened them back to reality, and they looked in horror as the rocks they hurled caved in their neighbor’s face. As the man lie bleeding on the ground, they realized that they must depart. The police would never catch them all. #pokemonfansfanfiction
From up in the general admission seating, she watched him dance and high five the crowd in the 200 level. He made the children laugh, and she laughed along with them. She wanted to be down there, enjoying his company. She wanted to be held by him, to have him comfort her. More importantly, she wanted him inside her. #PhillyPhanaticFanFanFiction
Time to go do something slightly productive.
