Chris Christie: Seemingly Good Father, Obviously Awful Governor
I want to be governor.
You get to promise your child that you’ll take them on vacation if you get elected. Then, you completely neglect the reason you’re fulfilling that promise in the first place, thereby going against an even bigger promise you made to an entire state.
Also, you get to espouse fiscal responsibility while deploying a helicopter for your own personal use so you don’t miss your kid’s baseball game.
Why do those fucking union thugs and leftie bloggers gotta spin all of this and make it seem all inconsistent and hypocritical and stuff?
I say we pay our governors based on their performance, and any guy flying around in a chopper so that he can relish America’s past time should be a god damn millionaire (especially if he’s a corporate shill, too).
