Ryan Patrick

A writer and performer of sorts...sometimes.

Dec 19

Wow, I don’t think I’ve ever heard him tell this one…

I made a Mickey Mouse head on my plate out of some tortillas. This action inspired the following exchange (well, one person didn’t say anything):

Dad: Did you hear Mickey Mouse is getting divorced?

Mom: …

Dad: (offhandedly) Because Minnie is fucking goofy…