Oct
17
Beard Update:
My beard is 3 months old. Give or take a day.
My shoulder hurts from cleaning all day.
This house is squeaky clean.
I say “squeaky” because I’m fairly certain there is a family of mice living here.
Roommate Nate said he saw a huge one.
We named him “King Rat.”
We think he plays the drums when we’re not home… with his scepter.
Are these vermin coming out of anyone’s “yang yang”?
