Sep
25
An excerpt from my “SyFy Product Placement Picture” script
SCENE: A DOCTOR’S LABORATORY. A NEW EXPERIMENT HAS GONE HORRIBLY AWRY…
Scientist #1: My god, what is it?
Scientist #2: Your guess is as good as mine…so what’s your guess?
Scientist #1: Is it a pillow?
Scientist #2: Is it a pet?
ENTER DR. CRAY, THE INFAMOUS SCIENTIST.
Dr. Cray: No, you’re both wrong…it’s a pillow pet!
LIGHTNING FLASHES IN THE LAB AND THUNDER BOOMS INTO THE DISTANCE.
