January 2010
3 posts
I don't get advertising...
I saw a sign that said the following: “Burger of the Month Island” Is the sign informing us what the burger of the month is or what the name of an island is?
Because I’m not interested in eating an Island Burger, but I’d love to visit an island named after / composed of them.
Once Upon A Potty 2: Shut Up And Poop
I thought I pooped my pants on the bus today. Did I really? Let’s take a looksie:
It got a little bumpy at one point, and I felt this strange warmth. I didn’t remember exactly what it’s like to poop my pants, since I hadn’t done it in a while (two weeks…kidding). So I sat on my side butt / thigh area to avoid getting any possible poop on the seat (or should I say,...
Tumblr...
I’m sorry, Tumblr. I’m mostly writing things under 140 characters, and you’re clearly too good for that. Maybe we’ll work together some day. Hey, If Mel Gibson and Danny Glover could do it, we can!
I’ll see you around, buddy.
In the meantime…this is comedy.