December 2009
7 posts
Funny how...
“Jim Henson sacrifices animal”
and…
“Jim Henson sacrifices Animal”
…are two very different things.
There’s power in proper nouns.
Doggy's Advocate
Maybe it’s just me, but I think it’s much more instinctual for an animal to jump into a window (which it was previously invited into) to bark at a dog on its “property” than it is for a person to put fake snow, snowmen, and plastic people in said window.
FOUND
I found a piece of paper in my room with the following quote on it:
“She probably has cavemen living in her huge vagina.”
In context, I remember it being a very funny thing to say. Out of context, well…it must have some greatness to it, I assume.
I go to facebook to make fun of myspace, myspace to make fun of tumblr, tumblr to make fun of twitter, twitter to make fun of facebook…
A Dad moment...
Last night, my parents were looking for a Christmas program to watch on TV. My Mom found a TLC program called “Crazy Christmas Lights”. My Mom wasn’t sure what it was, but my Dad confidently and matter-of-factly stated it was an Adam Sandler movie. I almost did a soy milk spit take (dare I say the best kind of spit take) and then explained to him that he was referring to...
Ryan's Christmas Lyrics: PART 1
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose. (like a lightbulb!) And if you ever saw him, you would even say it glows. (like a lightbulb!) All of the other reindeer (like a lightbulb!) used to laugh and call him names. (like a lightbulb!) They never let poor Rudolph (like a lightbulb!) join in any reindeer games. (like a lightbulb!) Then one foggy...
Why...
have they been using celebrities for the Chipmunks in those movies? You could get me to do Theodore’s voice for $5, and nobody would notice the absence of Jesse McCartney!